Global conquest race

Earth’s unavoidable subjugation is but a race. Us, the infamous competitors, must train, plan, gather intel, *play RPG’s, eat healthy (we wanna live to see it done, right?), cut grass to stock enough rupees… but most importantly: know how to use Google and Microsoft services for they are the strongest opponents out there. So learning about our enemy with the tools they provide to control us is the way to go! Do you really think Google Earth is something for us to play with and pin point our house, neighborhood or places we’ll never afford to visit? NO… I mean… think about it, the name implies their true intentions. And they have the nerve to use it instead of something more discreet like: Google GPS tool, or whatever. So attention all you plotting minds, heed my advice because knowing your rivals forges the path to triumph… and successful business agreements.
By the way if you are going to use Gil instead of Rupees be aware of the exchange rate:

1 Rupee = 11.7 Gil (current exchange rate provided by the Bank of Ivalice branch at Hyrule)


*We can also play First Person Shooters, because you never know when you are going to need those skills and well, we all see in “first person” view… duh!